One of my male friends and I recently had a discussion on women and their scent...down there. During this conversation, I learned a few things: 1. Apparently there are some women who smell unpleasant in their nether region, yet they still smut *side eye*. 2. Although you may smell, men will smash that gone good time, but then never call you again. (Today I will only be focusing on topic 1.)
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| Yup...they still make this ish! |
I was totally shocked...utterly baffled. I began wondering if the bad smelling women out there are unsure that it is them emitting the foul scent...or is it that they are so used to it, and they have embraced their odor? Well, If you are a man who has been in this prediciment, yet didn't know what to say...if you are that girl who never got that call back from ol' dude after you've given him your best moves or perhaps your man friend has diverted his attention to other parts of your body--then maybe it's time to wake up and smell the Vagisil, take a hiatus from smutting and work on a regimen for a fresh smelling you!!! Here are some helpful hints:
1. Have a lil' check up with your fav gynecologist! It is always a good idea to get tested for potential long lost STI's, viruses or womanly issues. They can issue you some antibiotics, and you'll be set!
2. Avoid using scented soaps, lotions and douches. Items that carry scents mess with the PH of your vjay, which in turn could potentially alter the smell of your goodies. Additionally, your vjay is a self cleaning instrument, so using a douche can alter your scent instead of enhance it!
2a. If you use the kinky scented lubes or other liquids, SHOWER *or at least wash up!* so you can eliminate any growth down there...don't just fester in your juices!
3. Dry your friend off after you shower, don't just put your draws on...if you need a special towel for it it's fine, but the more you eliminate moisture down there, the less unwanted bacteria will grow!
4. Hair down there...hair harbors scents, particles *gross*, and let's be honest, a bush down there looks kind of unflattering! My suggestion? Get rid of it all up and through...or at least tame it! If you have to shave your cha cha and butt or get a Brazilian, get er' done...not only will you smell better, you'll feel liberated!
Lastly, pay attention to your body! Your cooch will let you know when somethings gone wrong-stop being in denial and handle that!
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Very informative! Firstly, who knew that women shave their butts?? LOL I was not aware. Secondly, all of the different names for the nay (vjay, the nether region, cha cha, your friend LOL) gave me joy. Thirdly, when your man diverts himself to other parts of your body because your vjay is that foul, that an issue!!! lol Fourthly, brazilian wax...hmmm might have to try it. Nothin betta than silky smooth! And lastly, the song of the day has my name in it, which makes it extra great. K bye!
ReplyDeleteHmmm..Am I the 2nd one to post a comment?? I don't think that's a coincidence, lol! Anyway, I think this was the perfect first topic-no need to beat around the bush(no pun intended)You were so right in saying that some guys would smash one good time...although personally I would be running at Olympic Gold speed trying to get away as soon as I smelled anything fowl. I sincerely think that a man should be able to comfortably fall asleep with his head between his woman’s legs without passing out from the fumes. (Btw lmao@"take a hiatus from smutting”) I've worked with teens all my adult life and have sadly come to find out that most young males actually think that it is supposed to smell unpleasant. Wheeeew! I'm so glad my parents taught me better. Yes women, please take Kyla's advice and pay attention to your body especially the "nether region". I mean I'm no expert either, but I think it should be a wonderful delight not a recipe for an upset stomach!
ReplyDelete"I mean I'm no expert either, but I think it should be a wonderful delight not a recipe for an upset stomach!" Dead! Walter is too funny.
ReplyDeleteYes, I agree...hillarity!!! Thanks for reading!!!!! :)
ReplyDeleteHaha! So funny but so true! It's amazing how women can be clueless about themselves. You need to know and learn urself and the smells/feelings of ur body...but I am a tad but disgusted a guy would still hit. Eewwwllll I wouldnt let anyone down there unless its smelling like all the good things people like to eat! SN: braziallians are AWESOME!!
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